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Showing posts with label #reviewtrolls. Show all posts
Showing posts with label #reviewtrolls. Show all posts

Sunday, March 21, 2021

Spring's siren call

 cj Sez: Of the Earth’s four seasons, spring and autumn are my favorites, so I’m celebrating this year’s Vernal Equinox with a nature lesson from photographer Jeff D. Johnston. 

Male Yellow Warbler - Ottawa County, Ohio. 
D500/200-500mm ISO 1600 1/640 @ f/6.3

JDJ:  “The next time you hold two quarters in your hand, you'll be holding about the same weight (or more) as this and most other warblers. The Yellow Warbler is only about 5 inches long.

   Think about how small that is. Then think about what they go through every year as they move back and forth across the Western Hemisphere.

   This bird is known to winter as far south as South America and nest as far north as Canada. If you look at the attached map, you'll see that the minimum distance any bird migrating from South America to northern Ohio (where I photographed them) would have traveled is over 2000 miles. They make this trip twice each year, relying on the sun, stars and the earth's magnetic field to help them navigate the way.

    They are genuinely amazing little creatures.”
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cj Sez: I think a character in one of my stories will have to make mention of the awesome variety of birds that stop to rest on Dauphin Island, Alabama, during each year’s migration when they answer spring's siren call. (To keep things honest: photographer Jeff D. Johnston is my son.)

  Spring and autumn are my favorite seasons because of the color they bring into the world. There are the neon lime/yellows of new growth in the spring, and the glorious, final burst of kaleidoscope color in the fall.

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   A fellow writer was grieving and questioning what to do about a one-star review on Amazon that complained about something that wasn’t even in the novel. Obviously, the reviewer hadn’t read the book.

   One- and two-star reviews can be devastating, both for future sales and on the author's psyche. Wherever there’s an opportunity to post a review, there will be trolls waiting with itchy fingers to type in low ratings—whether warranted or not. I’ve seen reviews by people who purchased a product on Amazon then gave it a one-star rating because they thought delivery took too long. Had nothing to do with the quality of the product.

   So where am I going with all this? It’s to reinforce why comments and reviews need to be put in perspective. Hiding within the electronic wafers of the Internet are nameless, faceless, and wretched on-line trolls. (Whew! I feel better now.)

   We can’t realistically expect all reviews to be five-stars (okay, we do, anyway). I admit to having desperate pangs when someone dings one of my stories. Yes, it skews the “average,” but then I re-read the good reviews that I do have (some posted, some not) and calm down a bit. I remind myself that I cannot please every reader out there.

   If you receive a poor review from an on-line troll, I suggest you consider the source, and please do not respond to the reviewer. That might dig a deeper, darker hole than you want to dive into.

   For a review like that mentioned in my first paragraph, perhaps a conversation with Amazon (if that’s where it was made) might get the unfair/unjustified review removed. Might.

   In the meantime, if you’re like me, you might console yourself with a treat.

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Personal observation truism: People watching is next to Godliness and cleanliness for writers. It's the reason I can't go to a library or a park or a coffee shop to write. All I do is people watch

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   That’s it for today’s post. You-all guys keep on keeping on, and I’ll try to do the same.

cj

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Sunday, June 21, 2020

Fathers Day and review trolls


cj Sez: Happy Father’s Day to all the fathers, step-fathers, grandfathers, and adoptive fathers.  

From the Lyrical Pens Archives:
A fellow writer was grieving and questioning what to do about a one-star review on Amazon that complained about something that wasn’t in her novel. Obviously, the reviewer hadn’t even read the book.

   One- and two-star reviews can be devastating, both for future sales and on the author. Wherever there’s an opportunity to post a review, there will be trolls ready and waiting with low ratings—whether they’re warranted or not. I’ve seen reviews by people who purchased an item on Amazon then rated the product one star because they thought delivery took too long. Had nothing to do with the quality of the product.

   So where am I going with all this? It’s to reinforce why comments and reviews need to be put in perspective. Don’t let the naysayers persuade you that your work isn’t good. Hiding within the electronic wafers of the Internet are nameless, faceless, and wretched on-line trolls. (Whew! I feel better now.)

   We can’t realistically expect all reviews to be five-stars (okay, we do, but that’s beside the point). I admit to having desperate pangs when someone dings a story. Yes, it skews the “average,” but then I re-read the good reviews that I do have (some posted, some not) and calm down a bit. I remind myself that I cannot please every reader out there. There will always be someone who dislikes some characterization, challenges some datum, or is offended by a piece of history. Always. Duh. That’s the reason there are a gazillion different stories in multiple genres for the gazillion different readers.

   If you receive a poor review from an on-line troll, consider the source, and please do not respond to the reviewer. That could dig a deeper, darker hole than you want to dive into. For a review like the one mentioned in my first paragraph, perhaps a conversation with Amazon (if that’s where it is made) might get the unjustified/ unfair review removed. Might.

   In the meantime, if you’re like me, you’ll console yourself with a treat, and a hot fudge cream puff works for me.

   Speaking of reviews . . . have you taken the time to give an on-line review for the latest book you read? You might be able to refute some troll.
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Passing along info…
***Call for #submissions!***
Bienvenue Press is pleased to announce a Christmas-themed anthology for charity benefiting the Acadiana Writing Project.

What are we looking for? Romance stories featuring a character who works in the educational system.     https://bit.ly/2Yn0iGX
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   The following is, or should be, a keeper for your personal “The Craft of Writing” library:  https://writersinthestormblog.com/2020/06/power-of-pronouns-part-1
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   That’s it for today’s post. You-all guys keep on keeping on, and I’ll try to do the same, (Sending up prayers for your health and safety.)

cj

   My love story, “Love is Immortal” is one of the short stories in Bienvenue to the Chateau Rouge anthology. 
   I also have a short, short story in the bonus Lagniappe, which is a free download.

"If you like vampires and spirits, things that vanish into thin air, or even if you don't you will love this book. I have read all her Chateau Rouge book and never get let down."


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