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Sunday, December 30, 2018

2019—1 year—365 days of new opportunities


cj Sez: Can you believe the new year is 2019? 

". . . and I still have so many unanswered questions! I haven’t found out who let the dogs out...where the beef is ...how to get to Sesame Street... why Dora doesn’t just use Google Maps...Why all flavors of fruit loops taste exactly the same, or how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop...why eggs are packaged in a flimsy carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that’s tough as nails... why “abbreviated” is such a long word; or why is there a D in ‘fridge’ but not in refrigerator... why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish washing liquid is made with real lemons... why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections... why is it that when you “put your two cents in,” you only get a “penny for your thoughts” … and where’s that extra penny going? ... why does The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune... why did you just try to sing those two previous songs... and what exactly is Victoria’s secret? …does anyone know where Waldo is?... Can you hear me now?... and …"

  Okay, I admit. I’m not really that witty. I stole this from a Facebook friend who got it from someone said to have stolen it from her brother’s girlfriend’s, uncle’s cousin who lived next door to an old classmate’s mailman. (Yeah, right.) 

   The stories in HOMETOWN HEROES, A Christmas Anthology are not just seasonal. Their uplifting messages can be enjoyed year-round. The highly rated anthology is still available (free on Kindle Unlimited) here: https://amzn.to/2Rrdy7b 

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cj Sez: That’s it for the last post of 2018. I wish you a new year of days filled with God’s blessings of health, peace, prosperity, and success in all your endeavors.

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